Between Mick and Thomas this morning...

(Mick has his razor on and is just finishing up shaving, when Thomas walks in the bathroom...)

Thomas: Dad, do you think I need to shave today?

Mick: I don't know.... Do you see any hair on your face?

Thomas: No, not really... But I can feel it on there....

(thinks for a minute...)

Oh ya Dad,... I REALLY need to shave... I have tons!